Man’s Love Letter Saga with IRS Continues, Asks for Second Date and His Refund
In an unusual twist of events, a local man continues his romantic correspondence with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), inquiring about their ‘second date’ and, more importantly, his long-awaited refund.
A Lover’s Query to the IRS
John Doe, a resident of Smalltown, USA, began his romantic saga with the IRS during the tax season. His letters to the federal agency, filled with flowery language and pleas for a second ‘date’ – or an audit, as it’s more commonly known, have left everyone scratching their heads.
Where’s My Refund?
Beyond his unusual romantic antics, Doe’s primary concern is his missing tax refund. Despite repeated assurances from the IRS, his refund remains elusive. ‘Where’s our second date, and also, my refund?’ Doe wrote in his latest missive to the IRS.
The IRS’s Response
While the IRS has yet to respond to his requests for another ‘date’, they maintain that his refund is ‘in progress’. Will Doe get his second rendezvous and his money back? The nation waits with bated breath.
