Elite Morality Check: Spoiler Alert It Was Never Installed
Let’s talk about the so-called "elite morality"—or more accurately, the utter lack thereof. It's like buying a luxury car only to realize there's no...
Avowed Dropkicks December 7: Prepare for Epic Thumb-Twiddling Destruction
In a world that thrives on routine, December 7 is about to become the most thrilling day on the calendar since the invention of...
Apple Straps M4 Turbo to MacBook Air: Prepare for Liftoff!
Alright, folks, buckle up and grab your life jackets because Apple has just slapped an M4 Turbo engine onto the MacBook Air, and we're...
Caribbean Shakedown: Mother Nature Launches Tsunami Smackfest, Surfers Rejoice
In a planet where Mother Nature generally does her thing with an air of indifferent grace, occasionally she goes full diva and decides to...
USA Hockey: Grin-Fueled Chaos with Pucks, Punches, and Pints
Ah, USA Hockey, the one realm where Americans have decided that bashing into each other on frozen water is a great way to spend...
Marco Rubio Does Peacock Impression; Political Circus Chickens Unimpressed
In the grand, gaudy carnival that is American politics, the performers are always changing, yet the acts remain stubbornly the same. Enter Marco Rubio,...
