Crypto Summit: Tech Bros Assemble to Save Universe with Back Pats
In a world already teetering precariously on the edge of sanity, where every problem is treated as a nail waiting for the hammer of...
Virus Crashes Global Party: Toilet Paper Shortage Triggers DIY Scientist Boom
In a world where the mundane was often taken for granted, the year was 2020, and the global party was in full swing. People...
Oscars: Hollywoods Annual Snooze Fest with Extra Sparkle and Self-Congrats
Ah, the Oscars—Hollywood's annual glittering spectacle of self-congratulations, where the industry’s top dogs gather to pat each other on the back and remind the...
Oscar Winners Parade Gold Statues While We Worship Pizza Slices
Ah, the Oscars—a shining beacon of glamour and artistry, a night where Hollywood's elite gather to pat each other on the back and parade...
Mortgage Rates Rocketing Faster Than a Toddler on Espresso
Well, buckle up, folks, because it looks like the housing market is on a wild ride—again. Mortgage rates are skyrocketing faster than a toddler...
Elite Morality Check: Spoiler Alert It Was Never Installed
Let’s talk about the so-called "elite morality"—or more accurately, the utter lack thereof. It's like buying a luxury car only to realize there's no...
