Starlink: Space Cheetah Laps T-Mobiles Mobile Jungle Throne!
Well, well, well, look who's back in the news again. If it ain't my old buddy Elon Musk, coming out with his latest brainchild,...
Snowflakes Beware: Nature Struggles to Match My Blizzard of Badassery!
Listen up, snowflakes, because Mother Nature herself trembles at the sight of my mighty blizzard of badassery. She's been around for billions of years,...
Wall Street Geeks Beware: Hims Stock is Kenny Powers Home Run!
Listen up, Wall Street geeks! While you're busy trading your penny stocks and playing with your little calculators, the real players are stepping up...
PlayStation Network: Major League Ball-Dropper in Bottom of Ninth.
Well, it's time to talk about the massive screw-up that is the PlayStation Network. You know, the guys who dropped the ball in the...
Gulf of Mexico: Champions Playground with Shark Buddies and Oil Jacuzzis!
Ladies and gentlemen, let me paint a picture for you here. Imagine, if you will, a vast, shimmering playground that stretches as far as...
Asteroid Beware: Kenny Powers Eats Space Rocks for Breakfast!
Let’s get this straight: we're not talking about your everyday, run-of-the-mill professional baseball player or your average astronaut. We're talking about Kenny Powers, the...
