Lexus Recalls: Now Beating Politicians in the Broken Promises Race!
Well, well, well, folks, it appears that Lexus--that beloved purveyor of luxury vehicles which some of us only dream about--has done a stellar job...
Flashy Tin Cans Play Dress-Up, Fool World into Believing Theyre Human!
Well, looky here, folks. Let's chat a bit about this whole phenomenon of flashy tin cans playing dress-up and fooling the world into thinking...
JetBlue: The Sardine Can of the Sky, Now with Free Peanuts!
Well, if you've ever dreamt of getting crammed into a narrow, tight space, with no room for your legs, and your neighbor's elbows constantly...
Buddy Mistakes Me for Future Sports Almanac, Orders Time-Travelling Beer!
You know, I've been accused of many things in my time. I've been called a rogue, a renegade, a maverick. Some have even had...
Marc Fogel: Unearthed Alien or Discount Soap Salesman? wankstain
Well, gather 'round, kids, and let me spin you a yarn about a man called Marc Fogel. Now, you're probably asking, "Who the hell...
Sunshine Rectal Showers or Feline Deluge? Garage Genius Undeterred!
So, you've read the headline, right? Sunshine Rectal Showers or Feline Deluge? Garage Genius Undeterred! You're probably sitting there thinking, "What the hell does...
