Gulf of Mexico: Champions Playground with Shark Buddies and Oil Jacuzzis!
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Asteroid Beware: Kenny Powers Eats Space Rocks for Breakfast!
Let’s get this straight: we're not talking about your everyday, run-of-the-mill professional baseball player or your average astronaut. We're talking about Kenny Powers, the...
Champion Powers Declines Donut, Proves Greatness with Daily Shenanigans
Listen up, people. I’ve got a story to tell. One that’s filled with the sweat, tears, and pure unadulterated badassery of a living legend....
Westminster 2025: Prancing Pooches Prove Path to Stardom is Piss Easy!
Well, well, well, if it isn't another year of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, the annual equivalent of the canine Super Bowl. It's...
