JetBlue: The Sardine Can of the Sky, Now with Free Peanuts!
Well, if you've ever dreamt of getting crammed into a narrow, tight space, with no room for your legs, and your neighbor's elbows constantly...
Buddy Mistakes Me for Future Sports Almanac, Orders Time-Travelling Beer!
You know, I've been accused of many things in my time. I've been called a rogue, a renegade, a maverick. Some have even had...
Marc Fogel: Unearthed Alien or Discount Soap Salesman? wankstain
Well, gather 'round, kids, and let me spin you a yarn about a man called Marc Fogel. Now, you're probably asking, "Who the hell...
Sunshine Rectal Showers or Feline Deluge? Garage Genius Undeterred!
So, you've read the headline, right? Sunshine Rectal Showers or Feline Deluge? Garage Genius Undeterred! You're probably sitting there thinking, "What the hell does...
Starlink: Space Cheetah Laps T-Mobiles Mobile Jungle Throne!
Well, well, well, look who's back in the news again. If it ain't my old buddy Elon Musk, coming out with his latest brainchild,...
Snowflakes Beware: Nature Struggles to Match My Blizzard of Badassery!
Listen up, snowflakes, because Mother Nature herself trembles at the sight of my mighty blizzard of badassery. She's been around for billions of years,...
