Gulf of Mexico Renamed Big Salty Bathtub; History Collectively Facepalms
In a move that has historians collectively dropping their monocles and spilling their Earl Grey, the Gulf of Mexico has now been rechristened as...
Serena Obliterates Tennis Mold, Leaves Planet Earth Speechless fuck-a-doodle-doo
Serena Williams has never been one to play by the rules. From her early days on the tennis courts of Compton to her mind-blowing...
IRS Predicts Tax Refunds Will Arrive Before Cats Stop Being Jerks
Alright, folks, gather 'round, because we’re diving into the latest revelation from the IRS, that bastion of bureaucracy and soul-sucking paperwork. The IRS, in...
Forget Forecasts: Real Rebels Get Wet Sticking Heads Out Windows
Alright, gather 'round, folks, because it’s time for a good old-fashioned rant about the absurdity of relying on weather forecasts. We live in a...
Fort Bragg: Where Boot Camps Cry for Their Mommies!
Ah, Fort Bragg—where the legends of military training are as tough as the mud caked on a drill sergeant's boots and the air hangs...
Grown Men Chase Leather Egg: Society Holds Breath, Pretends It Matters
In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, where existential threats loom like dark clouds over our fragile civilization, there remains one great...
