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Lady Liberty Flips Massive Green Bird at Tyranny, America Cheers

In a move that would make even your most rebellious teenage self proud, Lady Liberty has flipped a massive green bird at tyranny, and America is going absolutely wild....

First Amendment: License to Babble Nonsense Like a Professional Lunatic

Ah, the First Amendment, that glorious piece of parchment that gives us the undeniable right to open our...

Presidential Speech: One Hour of Hot Air, 60 Seconds of Memory

Ah, the presidential speech. That grandiose display of verbal gymnastics where words are tossed around like confetti at...

Kyurem Crushes Pokémon Go: Chill Out or Get Ice Cubed!

Alright, trainers and wannabe Poké-masters, gather 'round because it’s story time. Picture this: it’s a typical Tuesday. You're...

NY Times Headlines Like Choir Boys Playing Air Guitar at a Metal Fest

Ah, the New York Times, the venerable Gray Lady of journalism, a bastion of thoughtful, in-depth reporting that...
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Hockey Showdown: Bears Battle for Syrup Donut Supremacy in Chaos Arena

In a clash of titanic proportions worthy of its own mythos, two titans of the ice—let's call them the grizzly and polar bears of...

Ditch Cupid Grab a Pie Heart-Shaped Pepperoni Says Love Better

Ah, Valentine's Day. The one day a year when we're all expected to suspend our disbelief and buy into the fantasy that a cherubic...

Presidents Day: Epic Mattress Sale in Honor of Wigged Ghosts

Presidents Day: the one day we remember that a few centuries ago, a bunch of guys in wigs decided to start a revolution and...

Intel Chips: Silicon Wizards Escaping the Corporate Circus on Unicycles

So, here we are, standing in the midst of the 21st century circus, where tech companies juggle their innovations like flaming batons and the...

Ditch Sweaters Dive Into Presidents Day Sales Like a Firework Frenzy

Ah, Presidents Day, that delightful time of year when we pause to reflect on the great leaders who’ve graced—or disgraced—our nation’s highest office. And...

Deep-Sea Demon Fish: Natures Middle Finger to Our Horror Films

Imagine you're sitting in a theater, popcorn in hand, watching a horror film. The tension builds, the music crescendos, and suddenly, the villain appears—a...
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