Measles Crashes Party With Megaphone, Wont Leave Until Cake Is Gone
Ah, measles—the disease that just won’t take a hint. It’s like that unwanted party guest who shows up uninvited, makes everyone uncomfortable, and doesn’t...
Mary Kate Cornett Tosses Rulebooks in Volcano, Laughs at Lava
Mary Kate Cornett, a name that rings with the resounding clang of nonconformity, has done the unthinkable. In a world where rulebooks are worshipped...
CrossFit Open 25.1: Muscles vs Ego in Epic Smackdown Showdown
The CrossFit Open 25.1 has arrived, and with it comes the annual pilgrimage of muscle-bound warriors, weekend warriors, and ego-fueled enthusiasts to the sweaty...
Papa Johns Serves Pizzas Faster Than Caffeinated Cheetahs, Flavor Optional
In a world where time is money and patience is a virtue reserved for Tibetan monks, Papa Johns has decided to strap on a...
IRS Layoffs: Time for Them to Audit Their Own Comedy Show
Ah, the IRS, that lovable institution that never fails to warm the cockles of your heart—or, more accurately, send icy shivers down your spine....
Measles Return: Party Crashed by Wild Ex with Germy Grudge
Alright, folks, gather 'round, because I’m about to spill the beans on the latest fiasco in the world of preventable diseases. It’s like that...
