Ex-NBA Star Dunked Balls Now Dunking Fries Like a Boss
Once upon a time, in the land of three-pointers and slam dunks, a towering figure roamed the hardwood courts, defying gravity and defenders alike....
Mother Nature Plans Epic Snowball Fight to Freeze Humanitys Cheeks Off
Brace yourselves, earthlings! Just when you thought you had a handle on this whole climate thing, Mother Nature's got plans to remind you who’s...
Skip the Princess: Smash Bricks and Munch Mushrooms Like a Boss!
Welcome to the world where saving a princess is so yesterday, and the real action is all about smashing bricks and munching mushrooms like...
Texas Throws Measles a Rager: Vaccines Are Apparently Alien Mind Control
In the wild, wild west of Texas, where the tumbleweeds roll and cowboy hats are still a thing, it seems like a new party...
Caleb McCray Kicks Boring Door Down, Wears Leather, Dares World to Care
Caleb McCray, the man who thinks subtlety is a waste of perfectly good chaos, has done it again. In a world where conformity is...
Daylight Savings: Clocks Conspire in Universal Sleep Sabotage Plot
Daylight Savings Time. Even the term itself sounds like a half-baked concept dreamt up in a dimly lit room by a cabal of sleep-deprived...
