Politics

Ex-NBA Star Dunked Balls Now Dunking Fries Like a Boss

Once upon a time, in the land of three-pointers and slam dunks, a towering figure roamed the hardwood courts, defying gravity and defenders alike. This was a man who...

Mother Nature Plans Epic Snowball Fight to Freeze Humanitys Cheeks Off

Brace yourselves, earthlings! Just when you thought you had a handle on this whole climate thing, Mother Nature's...

Skip the Princess: Smash Bricks and Munch Mushrooms Like a Boss!

Welcome to the world where saving a princess is so yesterday, and the real action is all about...

Texas Throws Measles a Rager: Vaccines Are Apparently Alien Mind Control

In the wild, wild west of Texas, where the tumbleweeds roll and cowboy hats are still a thing,...

Caleb McCray Kicks Boring Door Down, Wears Leather, Dares World to Care

Caleb McCray, the man who thinks subtlety is a waste of perfectly good chaos, has done it again....
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Kash Patel Becomes ‘Loose Change Patel’

Kash Patel Transforms into 'Loose Change Patel': A Twisted Tale of Politics In an unexpected turn of events, Kash Patel, once a trusted political...

Kristi Noem’s Equine-Pyrotechnic Utopia

Governor Kristi Noem's Unconventional Vision: A Country with Only Horses and FireworksIn a turn of events that has bewildered the nation, South Dakota Governor...

Government’s Pause Button Stuck Again: Unforeseen Federal Grants Hibernation

The Perennially Stuck Pause Button: Federal Grants Enter a Surprise SnoozeIn a turn of events that surprises no one, the government’s infamous 'pause button'...

Shocking Revelation: Kristi Noem as Fifth Face of Mount Rushmore!

Astonishing UnveilIn an unprecedented twist in US politics, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has revealed her secret identity as the long-speculated fifth face of...
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