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Lady Liberty Flips Massive Green Bird at Tyranny, America Cheers

In a move that would make even your most rebellious teenage self proud, Lady Liberty has flipped a massive green bird at tyranny, and America is going absolutely wild....

First Amendment: License to Babble Nonsense Like a Professional Lunatic

Ah, the First Amendment, that glorious piece of parchment that gives us the undeniable right to open our...

Presidential Speech: One Hour of Hot Air, 60 Seconds of Memory

Ah, the presidential speech. That grandiose display of verbal gymnastics where words are tossed around like confetti at...

Kyurem Crushes Pokémon Go: Chill Out or Get Ice Cubed!

Alright, trainers and wannabe Poké-masters, gather 'round because it’s story time. Picture this: it’s a typical Tuesday. You're...

NY Times Headlines Like Choir Boys Playing Air Guitar at a Metal Fest

Ah, the New York Times, the venerable Gray Lady of journalism, a bastion of thoughtful, in-depth reporting that...
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Aquatic Uprising: Local Herring Stages One-Fish Protest

Aquatic Uprising: Local Herring Stages a One-Fish Protest In a surprising twist of events, a local herring from the Atlantic Ocean has staged...

‘Sweet Magnolias’ Admits to Using Photosynthesis for Unrealistic Charm

'Sweet Magnolias' and the Photosynthetic ConspiracyIn an unprecedented revelation, the popular TV show 'Sweet Magnolias' admitted to exploiting photosynthesis, the life-sustaining process of plants,...

Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Ecstatic over Dating a Football Robot

Bill Belichick: More than Just a Genius, He's a Football RobotIn an unexpected turn of events, Bill Belichick's girlfriend was shocked, yet content, to...

NBA’s Marcus Smart Discovers He’s Just a Hologram: Reality or Conspiracy?

NBA Star Marcus Smart: A Hologram in Disguise?In a surprising turn of events, NBA star Marcus Smart has reportedly made a shock self-realization -...

Apple’s iVinegar vs Netflix’s Pickle Flicks: A Zesty Tech Showdown

Apple's iVinegar takes on Netflix's Pickle Flicks in a Battle for Tangy Dominance In a surprising turn of events, Apple has unveiled its latest...

Ghost of Bob Marley: Just Planting Ideas? | Conspiracy Spin Master

Ghost of Bob Marley: Just Planting Ideas?Under the glares of the moonlight, an eerie apparition was spotted in the gardens of Kingston. The surprising...
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