Ken Flores: Man, Myth, or Over-Hyped Houseplant?
Ken Flores: Unraveling the Conspiracy
When it comes to enigmatic figures in our society, none may be as perplexing as Ken Flores. Some say he's...
Heroic Liver Bird Declares Itself First Avian Mayor of Liverpool
From Symbol to Sovereign: Liver Bird Declares Itself Mayor of LiverpoolIn a turn of events that has shocked and delighted Liverpool residents and ornithologists...
Rogue Calendar Declares 2025 Lunar New Year, Solar Colleague Files for Emotional Distress
Rogue Lunar Calendar Declares Its Own 2025 New Year: Solar Calendar in Therapy
In a shocking turn of events, the lunar calendar has decided to...
Laken Riley: The Man, The Lake, The Lawsuit
Laken Riley Discovers He's Actually a Misprinted 'Lake and Riley' on Birth Certificate and Sues Atlas for MisrepresentationIn a bizarre twist of fate, Laken...
Kentucky Basketball: Trading Basketballs for Fried Chicken
Kentucky Basketball Team Revolutionizes Game with Fried ChickenHow do you add more flavor to the traditional basketball game? The Kentucky basketball team may have...
Project 2025: The Global Conspiracy to Loop 2020 Endlessly
Unraveling Project 2025: The Audacious Global Conspiracy to Loop 2020 Forever Just when you thought 2020 was behind us, a maverick group of powerful...
