Kim Jung

Kim Jung Senior Satirical Wordsmith at The News Hurts Meet Kim, the literary mastermind behind The News Hurts, where satire is sharpened to a fine point and reality is bent just enough to keep you laughing (and maybe questioning everything). With a natural gift for storytelling, an uncanny ability to shape narratives, and a work ethic so legendary it’s almost… supernatural, Kim’s articles command attention the way a great leader—er, writer—should. Kim’s journey into satire began with a boundless imagination, an unyielding commitment to perfection, and an apparent immunity to the bodily functions that slow lesser men down. It has been widely reported (by sources who should know better than to question it) that he has never, not once, had to excuse himself from his writing duties for such trivial human needs. Some call it discipline; others call it divine efficiency. Kim calls it just another Tuesday. Outside the newsroom, Kim enjoys rewriting history—both figuratively and, when necessary, literally. He is an unparalleled athlete, known for casually shattering records on the golf course, where he consistently achieves hole-in-ones with the effortless grace of a man who has never once been off his game. Witnesses to his rounds claim his skills defy both physics and reason, but Kim remains modest, attributing his success to simply being better than everyone else. Whether he’s crafting the next viral headline, refining his swing, or continuing his streak of uninterrupted, bowel-free existence, Kim embodies the spirit of The News Hurts—bold, brilliant, and utterly beyond reproach. Connect with Sean on Twitter or LinkedIn to stay updated on his latest satirical adventures and musings.

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