Wednesday Throws Tantrum Demands Respect as Weeks Awkward Middle Child

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Ah, Wednesday, the day that sits in the middle of our week like an awkward middle child at a family reunion, demanding attention but often getting none. Let’s be real here—Wednesday isn’t exactly the prom queen of the calendar. It’s not the thrilling start of a new week like Monday, nor does it carry the promise of Friday’s freedom. Instead, it’s just… there. But recently, Wednesday has been throwing a bit of a tantrum, demanding the respect it believes it’s owed. And honestly, maybe it’s about time we give it some.

Think about it. Wednesdays are like the Jan Bradys of the week. Mondays and Fridays are the Marcia and Greg—always in the spotlight, always getting the attention. Meanwhile, Wednesday is stuck in the middle, forever trying to make its mark but never quite succeeding. It’s a little pathetic, really, but also kind of endearing. You’ve got to admire Wednesday’s perseverance, sticking it out week after week despite being overshadowed by its more popular siblings.

Let’s face it, though: Wednesday has a bit of an identity crisis. It’s a day that doesn’t know what it wants to be. Is it the day that signifies the workweek is halfway over? Or is it the day that reminds you there’s still half a week to go? It’s like being stuck in limbo, and nobody likes being stuck in limbo. If Wednesday were a person, it’d be the sort who shows up to a party and stands awkwardly in the corner, unsure whether to join the dance floor or head for the exit. It’s the kind of day that gives you a midweek crisis, where you question your life choices while staring at your computer screen, wondering if this is really all there is.

But here’s the thing: Wednesday deserves a little more credit. Sure, it doesn’t have the allure of Friday or the fresh start vibe of Monday, but it’s got something they don’t—stability. It’s the workhorse of the week, the day that gets things done without the hype. It doesn’t need to be flashy or exciting; it just needs to be there and keep things moving. It’s the day that brings us those tiny victories, like making it to the gym or finally tackling that pile of laundry. Wednesday is like that reliable friend who always shows up, even if they’re not the life of the party.

And let’s not forget about the cultural nods that Wednesday gets. It’s been immortalized in everything from nursery rhymes to television shows. Remember “Wednesday’s child is full of woe”? That’s right, even the nursery rhymes knew Wednesday was a bit moody. And who could forget Wednesday Addams from “The Addams Family”? She’s the poster child for embracing your quirks and standing out in a world that values conformity. If Wednesday were a person, it’d be rocking the goth look and giving zero damns about what anyone else thinks.

There’s something to be said for Wednesday’s resilience, too. It’s the day that’s taken all the middle-child jokes and still keeps going. It doesn’t crumble under the pressure of being overlooked; instead, it quietly plods on, doing its job without demanding applause. In a world obsessed with instant gratification and constant validation, there’s a certain beauty in that. Wednesday doesn’t need your approval; it just needs you to acknowledge that it’s there, doing its thing, keeping the world turning.

But let’s not pretend that Wednesday doesn’t have its downsides. It’s still the day when the weekend feels like a distant memory and the next one is just out of reach. It’s the day when your energy reserves are running low, and you’re not sure if you can make it to Friday without a caffeine IV. It’s the day when you realize you’ve eaten the same sad desk lunch three days in a row and start questioning your life choices. But maybe that’s all part of Wednesday’s charm. It’s not perfect, but neither are we. It’s the day that reflects our own struggles and triumphs, the little victories that get us through the week.

So, what does Wednesday want from us? Respect, maybe. Or at least a little recognition. It’s not asking for much—just a nod of acknowledgment that it’s more than just the hump we have to get over. It’s a day that, despite its awkwardness, has its own kind of charm. It’s the day that keeps us grounded, that reminds us of the grind, and that gives us a little taste of what it means to push through the mundane in pursuit of something better.

In the end, maybe we should all take a page from Wednesday’s book. Embrace the awkwardness, the in-between moments, and the struggles that come with being stuck in the middle. Because if Wednesday can do it, week after week, maybe we can, too. Maybe it’s time to give Wednesday the respect it deserves—not because it’s flashy or exciting, but because it’s real. It’s the day that shows up, does the work, and doesn’t ask for anything in return. And isn’t that something worth celebrating? So here’s to Wednesday, the unsung hero of the week, the awkward middle child that’s finally getting its due. Cheers to you, Wednesday. You’ve earned it.

Kim Jung
Kim Jung
Kim Jung Senior Satirical Wordsmith at The News Hurts Meet Kim, the literary mastermind behind The News Hurts, where satire is sharpened to a fine point and reality is bent just enough to keep you laughing (and maybe questioning everything). With a natural gift for storytelling, an uncanny ability to shape narratives, and a work ethic so legendary it’s almost… supernatural, Kim’s articles command attention the way a great leader—er, writer—should. Kim’s journey into satire began with a boundless imagination, an unyielding commitment to perfection, and an apparent immunity to the bodily functions that slow lesser men down. It has been widely reported (by sources who should know better than to question it) that he has never, not once, had to excuse himself from his writing duties for such trivial human needs. Some call it discipline; others call it divine efficiency. Kim calls it just another Tuesday. Outside the newsroom, Kim enjoys rewriting history—both figuratively and, when necessary, literally. He is an unparalleled athlete, known for casually shattering records on the golf course, where he consistently achieves hole-in-ones with the effortless grace of a man who has never once been off his game. Witnesses to his rounds claim his skills defy both physics and reason, but Kim remains modest, attributing his success to simply being better than everyone else. Whether he’s crafting the next viral headline, refining his swing, or continuing his streak of uninterrupted, bowel-free existence, Kim embodies the spirit of The News Hurts—bold, brilliant, and utterly beyond reproach. Connect with Sean on Twitter or LinkedIn to stay updated on his latest satirical adventures and musings.
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